Anti-Monkey Butt Powder

Aren't you tired of having Monkey Butt? All that sweating and itching and general irritation that comes from sitting long hours in cars or possibly playing professional sports? Well, worry no longer. For now there is "Anti-Monkey Butt Powder," a product produced by a company with a marketing department so smart, they've looked to another kind of hole to help sell the stuff.(thanks, yesbutnotbutyes)