Thursday, May 08, 2008

My latest fake band

As many of you may know, I have never wanted to be in a band. But I've always loved to pretend like I was. There was "Scrotal Venom," which was followed by "Cows with Toupees." Then, of course, there was "Jew of the Month." And let's not forget "Furiously Masturbating."

Today, I am pleased to announce a new band, complete with new-band discography.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to introduce, for the first-time on any stage, screen or blog anywhere ...

Sneaky Little Bastards
    Discography:
    The Sneaky Little Bastards
    I Can't Believe They Did It, The Sneaky Little Bastards
    Whose Gonna Believe Some Sneaky Little Bastards Like You?
    Those Is Some Sneaky Little Bastards
    I Knew It Was You, You Sneaky Little Bastards
    Sneaky Little Bastards Like You Are Why They Need A Couple of People Like Me
    God Bless'em, Those Sneaky Little Bastards
    That's Them Sneaky Little Bastards' Greatest Hits!
    It's Those Sneaky Little Bastards Who Keep Messin' With My Dog
Today's lesson: For the greatest hits package, I want the same guy to do the cover art who did it for all the Kansas albums. For some reason, and on that one album, it just seems to work.

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Anonymous C-Monster said...

i've always imagined myself the guitarist in a hippie band called Baba G.

Friday, May 09, 2008 9:11:00 AM  

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