Hillary's First 100 Days

“Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton outlined an aggressive 100-day presidential agenda on Tuesday …” - Associated Press, April 15, 2008

My First Hundred Days
by Hillary Clinton (as told to John Flowers)

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This post -- high-larious in its intricacies -- is now located here (save the "Today's lesson" portion, which remains).

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Today’s lesson: Actually, this hundred-day itinerary works for everyone who’s been president save for William Henry Harrison, whose list begins, “Day 1: Wish there was a sniffling, sneezing, stuffy-head, fever, so-I-can-go-to-sleep medicine. As such, stick to the leeches.”