If you're gay and conservative, then listen up, because Hannidate, the online dating service for fans of Sean Hannity has a small stable of gay conservatives who frequent the site, according to this article in the LA Times.
The only reason I mention it, is that doing so gives me a perfect excuse to link to a previous post wherein I posited some fictional entries for the dating site.
And that means more goof-off time for you. And how can THAT be bad?
Today's lesson: It's so much easier than writing new material.